Going surfing.

Dear Dr. John,

It's raining today. Kinda sucks for me. Why? Oh, because you fooled me into moving 10 more miles NE from work. My commute is 60 miles around trip. Sorta need new tires, but I'll wait since we don't have the funds for that sort of purchase. Probably need an oil change too, but that too will wait. Heck, I need a hair cut bad as well, but I'll probably wait a few more months perhaps before I go do it. Unlike you, probably had 15 hair cuts to my one hair cut from June 2011. Hope your drive to work, those 5 miles, aren't bad for you. I need to learn to say no to you.