Polar Bear?

Dear Dr. John,

I was going to write to you about you about toilets, but decided after spending a few minutes typing it that I have something more important to talk to you about. Energy.

What is energy? Do you know? We pay a bill for energy. It's pretty darn high in my opinion. Let me explain. The exterior lights. They are on for our benefit. See our driveway a little better, see outside in case someone or thing is trying to break in our house. Overall, they are nice to have. But when you leave them on for 3 days straight because you "forgot" to turn off....it's just wasteful. Now the heater. That thing is the big energy sucker. I believe we may have an "energy saver" kind, but the matter of the fact is you leave it on all DAY. I even leave you reminders to turn off before you leave, but it never fails. I walk into the house when I get home and it's a warm cozy place for our two fuzzy cats. Hello, we don't need to heat the house for the cats or for your xbox. I only leave it on for our son during the night. So now, since you shown me you can't read english or remember reminders, I must turn it off when I leave so when you wake up the house will be cold. You'll probably turn the heater back on when you get up and leave it on all day...but I suppose at least it was off 1-2 hours less than before. I suggest pants and a shirt to keep you warm. Gloves if you must and socks. Stop walking around in a t-shirt or no shirt and your underwear. That's why we have pants and sweat shirts - they keep us warm.